this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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