They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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