You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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