tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
wow bdsm is so cute
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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