The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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