He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
