I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
