; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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