Kiss
Puke
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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