You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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