There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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