I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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