I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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