Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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