He is such a slut. More and more my type.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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