her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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