i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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