I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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