Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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