I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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