I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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