just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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