Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
When are your genitals available?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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