i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
