I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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