you have to choose: penises or morals?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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