Say something about gay babies.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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