And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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