My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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