There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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