My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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