Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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