I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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