halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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