we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
