My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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