I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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