After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
