Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
