In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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