the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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