i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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