Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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