Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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