Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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