i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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