i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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