He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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