marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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