rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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