Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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