We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
