just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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