Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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