Can i not drive my cunt home
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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