i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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