Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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